Birds, bees, horses???

This morning, we went over to a friend's house in our old neighborhood for a playdate. Most of the kiddos are around 3 with younger siblings...this is actually Maci's playgroup, but she can't go during the year b/c she is in MDO on Wednesdays - and Momma is not giving that one up!!

So, we are driving on Sachse Road and see the horses - stupid me makes the comment, "Hey, look at the horses....". Maddie peeks out the window - I think she will just comment on how pretty they are, can we ride one, feed one, etc. - but, instead, she asks me:

"How do baby horses come out?". (WHAT!!!!!?????????? )

So, I say to her, "well they are in their tummies like Mommies have their babies". Case closed, right?

Maddie: "Do they cut them out or do they come out of a hole?"

Me: "Well, depends - possibly either way...."

Maddie: "Where is the hole?"

Me: "On their bottom..."

Maddie: "How do they pee?"

Me: "They have another hole for that."

Maddie: "How do they poop?"

Me: "There is another hole for that."

Maddie: "So momma horses have 3 holes?"

Me: "Yes." (of course I know where this is headed...)

Maddie: "Momma, how many holes do you have?"

Me: "(Ahem) 3"

Maddie: How many holes does Daddy have?

Me: "(AHEM) 2"

Maddie: "Hmmmmm. Are we almost to Kimberly's?"